Sunday, May 17, 2009

Bunny's back

Queenie and Himself don't have any pets. Mostly out of pure laziness, dressed up as concern about their care. We don't have a dog because we're gone for almost ten hours every day... too long for a dog to be left alone. No point in thinking through a solution to the issue.

We don't have a cat because... well because that would involve finding a cat and getting all the cat accoutrements and looking after the cat.
Etc.
Pure laziness.
Happily, here in chez Eagle, we have lots of critters, who are now our pets. Who are great pets because they feed, house, exercise and clean themselves and all we have to do is admire their cute antics.
Himself has a special pet.. a rabbit that appears a few times a day to eat our lawn. Himself loves bunny because he's very tame (he obviously hasn't heard of Himself's previous life as a bunny shooter and boiler). In fact, he's so tame, he pops out of the undergrowth every evening to say hi when Himself pulls up in Albert the Station Wagon.
Not me. He never pops out to see me.
Just Himself.
Except that for the last few days he has been missing.
Coyotes gottim, Himself decided.
I was thinking maybe she's a lady bunny and she's been off having babies.
We were a little sad.
Then this morning I opened the back door to check the rain and there Bunny was. Chomping away like there's no tomorrow.
Bunny's back.
Thank goodness for that.

2 comments:

Gifted Typist said...

Phew! thought it might have been Elmer Fudd

Polly said...

Looks like a big fecking rabbit. OK, I've got to stop commenting, I'm langered.