Saturday, February 28, 2009

New France is for sale!!

JD Irving, the clear-cutting lumber giant of the Maritimes, or the 'tree-growing people' as they like to call themselves, has arranged for an American real estate broker, LandVest of Portland, Maine, http://www.landvest.com/, to sell approximately 170,000 acres (70,000 hectares) of South West Nova Scotia to the highest bidder.

The acreage is listed in three blocks, and you can see some photos of these beautiful lands on Landvest's website here

http://www.landvest.com/property/NS0101/1/ .



The sale is a sealed bid auction due to close on April 9th.

The first block is Weymouth Timberlands in Digby Co. (128,000 acres) including most of the Sissiboo River drainage area, Long Tusket Lake, Silver River, and historic New France.

Anyone who knows me knows this is a very special place for me and Himself, and for all our friends in Digby County.

This historic area was settled by a French family who built a village in the woods - the first electrified town in Nova Scotia, with a railway to Weymouth, and a hydro-power plant, a pub, and every amenity you can imagine.

The village is in ruins now, but you can still walk around New France, camp nearby near one of the lakes, canoe down the old Mi'k Maq paddling routes, used for thousands of years to enable the original settlers of this place to travel easily through the region.

This river and lake system, and the forests that surround them is one of the few places left in South Western Nova Scotia where you can completely get away from it all. Acid rain has already wreaked havoc on it, but it is slowly starting to recover from that.

Let's not lose it to someone who doesn't care about it like we do.

I don't know the other two blocks as well, but I can imagine they are beautiful too, judging from the photos. They include:

Tusket River Lakes in Clare and Yarmouth Co. (28,000 acres) including Barrio Lake, Barrio Falls and the east bank of the Tusket to North Kempt; and Carleton River Lakes in Clare and Yarmouth Co. (17,000 acres) including the east and south sides of Ogden Lake and the east bank of the Carleton River to Lake Fanning.

A group called Buy Back Nova Scotia has started a coalition of diverse individuals and groups to urge the government of Nova Scotia to purchase these Irving lands and thereby halt the further sale of provincial beauty spots to those who might restrict access to the lands, rivers and streams, lakes and wetlands. Maintaining public access to lands and waters for recreation is critical and will become more so in the future.

The people involved are conservationists and ATVers, foresters, fishermen, hunters and hikers, bicyclists and birders, canoeists, campers and cross country skiers, photographers and writers.

Despite their differences about how to spend time in the wilderness, they are working together on this issue, to urge municipal and provincial politicians to purchase the JD Irving lands before more of the province disappears behind “No Trespassing’ signs and locked gates.

A public meeting to rally tri-county support for BUY BACK NOVA SCOTIA has been organized for Sunday, March 8, at 2 p.m., in the gym at the Yarmouth campus, NSCC.

A letter-writing campaign has begun too.

Please help with this. Details of who to write to on http://www.buybacknovascotia.com/

Friday, February 27, 2009

Breakfast Roll Man abandons the Soldiers of Destiny... the muesli parties are on the rise

I despair of my countrymen.... frigging despair...

This is splashed across all the papers this morning:

"An opinion poll conducted by Millward Brown IMS for today’s Irish Independent shows Fine Gael on 30 per cent (up three points since the last election), Fianna Fáil 25 per cent (down 17 points), Labour on 22 per cent (up 12 points)...."

"According to the poll, Fianna Fail would lose anything up to 30 Dail seats if an election was called today. The findings are stark: just over one-in-five voters think their leader is doing a good job; one-in-10 are satisfied with the Government.

The plight of the 'Breakfast Roll Man' -- the group of newly prosperous Celtic Tiger cubs credited with sealing the last election for Fianna Fail -- appears to have mirrored the party's recent misfortunes. The most marked drop in support has been among young professionals in the 25-34 and 35-49 age categories, who are abandoning the party in their droves."

The corruption, the cronyism, and the pathetic inability to look after the sick, the vulnerable and the less well to do in our society was okay while you had a job and could borrow on your property portfolio's value, was it?

But now you're not doing so well, it's time to get rid of Fianna Fail.

RATS..... LEAVING THE SHIP.... SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED... GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE....

Monday, February 23, 2009

Gingers gone... what's next!

On a sad note, Ginger’s Tavern on Barrington St, home of many a pint had by Queenie and friends of hers, including Mr. and Mrs Monkey and the Byrnes on many occasions including the Monkey wedding, and separately Redser Byrne, as well as Jersey Girl and her Boy, Polly, Shazz and many others..... well, Ginger's Tavern closed last night forever.

The owners are moving out of town to focus on their micro-brewery.

Himself says I am a pub joner.

Everytime I leave a place, my local closes down.

Ginger will hold a special place in my heart. Not as special as Smoothies. But special enough.

What I am really worried about is the long, slow death of Barrington St., the main street of Halifax city.

Is there any of the multiple 'development' organizations out there working on this?

Fusion Halifax maybe??

Or the Chamber of Commerce?

Or the Downtown Business Commission??

You know, boys and girls, if you don't stop this slide, soon there'll be nowhere downtown to engage in your true raison d'etre, which is of course to swap business cards.

Book Reviews 2008, part 2: Non-fiction titles

The second round of book reviews is another short category – non-fiction. However, compared to previous years, this category is storming ahead in the lifetime stakes with a total of six entries.

It’s not often that Queenie reads six books that aren’t story books.

These were all second hand items I picked up in desperation, when I didn’t have the price of a novel, or even a CanLit novel (they being cheaper than non CanLit here in Canada) on me, but still needed something to read.

They were all pretty good despite their bought for the sake of buying a book rather than for the sake of owning them status. And there are one or two gems in here.

The Little Immigrants, the Orphans who came to Canada by Kenneth Bagnell, published in 1980, was a book I picked up in a store called ‘So many books, So little time, which we happened upon during our road trip to Algonquin last October. It’s a little shack down a side street in Huntsville, but when you enter the shack, it turns out to be quite the store. Second hand books line shelves that surround the real purpose of the store – tchotchkas and dried flowers. Plus the owner had two of the nicest dogs I have ever seen lounging around a second hand bookstore.

The book is described on the cover as ‘one of the finest pieces of Canadian social history to be written’ and the author was a respected Globe and Mail and Star newspapers, which of course are THE newspapers in Canada. It apparently spent one year on the bestsellers list when it came out.

As befits a book about the littlest immigrants, it is a little book. It really should have been called ‘the littlest hobos’ but I guess that title was taken.

The book traces the fate of over 80,000 orphans or indigent children who were shipped from England (primarily from East End London) to Canada between the 1860s and the 1930s. When they got to Canada, they were dispersed across this vast country to work as farm labourers. A number of organizations were involved in ‘saving’ the street arabs, as they were then known.

The collection, transportation and dispersal of these children was organized mostly by evangelical Christian organizations at first. A number of redoubtable Christian women were involved; women who steam-rolled over the concerns of the Canadian and English authorities.

Despite a serious enquiry that uncovered wholesale abuse and defrauding of these children (they were supposed to be fed, clothed, educated and paid, and a lot of the time, not much of any of these things happened), Canada’s need for cheap agricultural labour and England’s need to rid itself of street children overcame the Dickensian concerns of the media and the child advocates.

The collection and transportation was a bit hit and miss for a number of years. Then a young man named Dr. Barnado got involved and the process hit its stride. Thomas Barnado, born and educated in Dublin of course, sent 30,000 children to Canada. The book spends quite a bit of time on Barnado, his life and works, and the obstacles he overcame with his unwavering zeal that his choice for these children was the right one.

He sounds like a terrible person… one of those individuals so consumed with his calling his actions towards friends and family are monstrous. This monstrosity almost becomes his downfall, as a falling out with a friend results in a plot against him by a number of other evangelists.

It seems Barnado is yet another mixed blessing imposed by the Irish on the British. Having said that, his legacy organization is still fairly highly regarded in some places. But the book cleared up the rationale for a lot of moral standpoints I found strange about the old Barnardos.

The book is interesting in a number of ways. Firstly, it documents the terrible treatment that a lot of these children received on isolated and primitive farms located deep in provincial Canada (all in the name of Jesus of course), and reiterates the fact that in Victorian England and Canada, children were not children as we now know them to be.

Secondly, the book describes very well the result of concerns finally getting a media airing when various well got individuals questioned the value (to the children) of ‘the importation of waifs’. The immediate reaction by God-fearing Canadians was to condemn the practice outright, because Canada should not have to house the scum and wastrels of England.

Nice kick to moral touch there, Upper Canada.

Finally, the book has some local flavour as one of the homes where the children were housed before they were sent to their new masters was in Bedford, near Halifax.

I meant to go find the home last summer and forgot. I must do it this spring.

Many of the stories outlined in the book were from Nova Scotia too, and they don’t come out well from it.

Worth a read if you ever find it.

The Secret Life of Lobsters, by Trevor Corson, is quite simply the best biological book I have ever read. I followed it with The Lobster Chronicles, by Linda Greenlaw (who is the actual woman who is represented by an actress trying to talk the skipper played by George Clooney out of his fool’s errand in A Perfect Storm).

After she lost her friend in that storm, she gave up her career as a swordfish boat captain, and went home to a small island off Maine to fish for lobster. The book describes a season and its not very good. Although I get the sense she was very contrained by the fact that all her neighbours were a little tense about the writing of it.

She does get the whole ‘living on a small island, knowing everyone, knowing their faults and failings and adjusting to them so nobody will kill each other’ thing very well. I’m just not sure it’s as riveting a read as she thought it would be.

Salutary…

As for the fact that I spent quite a lot of my reading time last year reading up on lobsters… it’s all about the fishery, doncha know… you gotta get with the game when you’re in Nova Scotia.

It was funny… when I finished reading The Secret Life of Lobsters, Himself and I were down visiting his folks on Long Island for the weekend. I was so impressed by the book I couldn’t stop talking about it or lobsters, much to everyone’s amusement because usually I pay no heed to the talk of fish. Eventually I had to haul it out of my bag to show them what was pushing my buttons.

Turned out every guy in the room had read the book when it came out first.

It is a great book. Even if you have no interest in lobsters, fishermen, the sea, crustaceans, ocean currents, the Atlantic, North Eastern USA/ Canada, or whatever, you will still love this book.

It is such a labour of love. It is beautifully written. It is painstakingly researched. It understands that a lobster is just one example of the beauty, uniqueness, humour and genius of evolution. In fact, in the dying days of the Empire of Creationism (which is when I read it), it really was a refreshing reminder that the USA can do so much better than Bush and his cronies.

Did you know that lobsters urinate on each others heads when they’re horny? Lobster sex is the most interesting animal sex I have ever read about.

But even more interesting than the description of lobster sex is the description of how US scientists figured out every aspect of lobster sex.

And that’s what I love about this book; it’s celebration of enquiry.

I found Alexander the Great, Journey to the end of the Earth, by Norman F Cantor in the bargain bin at Chapters for $2. As Kitty was doing Classical History I bought it for her, but it ended up being read by me as I had suspected.

It was okay… the maps weren’t great and I would have preferred more what and less why, as we don’t know why.

Late in the year, I found a new second hand bookstore, DustJackets, in the bowels of the Aliant building on Barrington St. and celebrated by buying a copy of A Brief History of The Celts, Peter Bereford Ellis’ recommended tome for beginners in the subject.

It’s a very good, concise overview of every aspect of Celtic society. He breaks it down into aspects of Celtic life – laws, women, religion, politics, architecture, art, money, trade, etc. He does a good job with shitty sources. That’s the problem with the Celts – it’s either some Roman making up stuff about how they’re all mental and they eat brains, or it’s some monk in a monastery in Ireland banging on about Lugh of the Long Hand and giants and such like.

Ellis’ book is famous for being a serious attempt to make sense of it all and I must say I got a lot out of it.

Plus, I found out that my maternal surname is over 3,000 years old and is one of the oldest surviving surnames in Europe.

So there.

Finally, I bought a copy of Getting Past No this year, because it was time I did. This is the sequel to Getting to Yes, the bestselling book on negotiation written by the guys who invented interest-based bargaining.

If you haven’t read GTY yet, then what are you doing reading this article. Go out and buy it. When you get it, I mean get it as in get it…. practice that for a while and then buy Getting Past No.

If you haven’t done any of that stuff yet, and you have children who are going to be older than five soon, then just go straight past GTY and buy Getting Past No.

It’s good for puppies too.

That’s it for the non-fiction.

Onto CanLit...

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Book Reviews 2008, part 1: Travel Literature

I wasn't quite sure how to do this review job - to do several book reviews in one post and then do nothing for months on end; to try to plough through all the reviews and post them one by one, or by far the most useful idea - to tackle the reviews thematically.

Or to just not do anything and blog about something totally pointless.

However, I'm home alone during a big snow storm so there ain't nuttin' else to do today, work being completed.

I'm thinking maybe I'll tackle a theme.

My themes are: Travel Literature, Non-fiction, CanLit, Literary Fiction.

I know, I know, my originality is stunning.

I may as well start with travel literature, as they are my favourite types of book now that I'm getting old and bored with fiction, and I'm too poor to actually travel anywhere anymore.

Having said that, I only read four TL books last year, for a variety of reasons.

Firstly, the genre is getting squeezed by the useful but not literature Lonely Planet type missives that everyone seems to want to buy now, and consequently, there aren't that many new titles published every year.

Secondly, I have read many, many of the existing travel books, as the Queen Dad has bought extensively in the genre over the years.

Thirdly, I am done with grumpy men who have a cynical attitude to life, especially since Inspectors Morse and Taggart left this world. So, I can't face reading Bill Bryson, or any more Theroux, or anything in that style anymore, and that's what's mostly available.

Fourthly, it's getting more difficult to get copies of what's on my list of 'great travel literature I must read before I go blind or die.' There's one shelf in Chapters and one shelf in Doull's second hand store and that's it for perusal options in Halifax.

And of course I am not supposed to shop at Chapters now, because of the Palestinian conflict. Why I don't really understand.

Yes, yes, yes, I know I can buy books on Amazon and such sites and they have a wide selection of travel literature. Interestingly, there is a list on Amazon.com that contains many of the books I am planning to read: Interesting Amazon travel literature list.

But y'see, Doulls now give you an extra 10% off your books if you promise not to buy anything online for the rest of the day, and I always do and then forget to go shopping online after the 24 hour period is up.

I know, I am pathetic.

This year I will buy more travel books.

In particular, I will track down:

- Eric Newby's book about Ireland, which I only found out about when I opened The Big Red Train Ride the other day and saw it listed in his previous publications;
- William Dalrymple's From the Holy Mountain, A Journey among the Christians of the Middle East
- Freya Stark's A Winter in Arabia
- Something by Pico Iyer, who is supposed to be shit hot.
- Larry McMurty's Roads, which is supposed to be good on the States

So of course, if you have any of them in a pile marked Oxfam shop, put it in an envelope and send it to me and I will make a contribution to a similar charity!!!!

Back to the task in hand, last year's crop.

As I said, there were four.

There's a trio of older style travel writers - Thubron, Newby and Raban - whom I admire both in terms of their journeys and their ways of describing them. So I am trying to collect all their works. I was lucky last year - I got one from each of them.

And finally, I found Robert Carver's Paradise with Serpents, Travels in the Lost World of Paraguay. I couldn't believe it when I saw he had another book set in a country that LOVES DEH GUNS, because I own a copy of Carver's first travel book, The Accursed Mountains: Journeys in Albania.

The premise of Accursed Mountains was, Carver gets into Albania after Hoxha falls and all hell is breaking loose. He spends much time in Tirana trying to get into the countryside while not really wanting to be in that much danger. Time passes, he gets to travel to the villages and he spends his time avoiding getting shot and being terrified. He finally leaves in a big relief and writes a book about it.

It was pretty diverting and had some interesting descriptions of Albania. And he had a quote from William Dalrymple on the inside cover. Which must be the Holy Grail of aspiring travel writers...

....Well, what do you know? Paradise with Serpents is the South American version of the same book.

Guess when you find your groove you should stick to it...

Despite that nasty comment, I'd still recommend the book if you are interested in reading about Paraguay.

Lucky for me, I read it shortly before the Paraguayan elections last year, and consequently was able to appear knowledgeable about Paraguayan politics in front of some people who are still gobsmacked at my worldliness.

The book has lots of side bars about La Lynch, the Irish-born concubine of Paraguayan Presidente Lopez, which may interest Irish or French readers.

Mainly though, the book has piles and piles of useful anecdotes on how people manage to live in a hyper-inflationary economy bankrupted by the usual troika of corrupt government, fraudulent banks and business, and of course, armies of lazy public servants grown fat on the backs of the bare-foot, illiterate workers.

When Carver gets there the middle classes, who encompass some of these groups and some other people, and with whom he mainly socialises, are watching with not a little fear and trepidation as the lower orders arm themselves with big guns paid for with drug profits.

It's all very interesting if you are interested in reading about such scenarios at the moment.

Which I suspect many people are.

I like Carver because his writing is very honest. He spends most of the book hiding in the Gran Hotel in Asuncion, terrified he's going to get shot. This is because when he does venture out of the hotel or even out of Asuncion, he usually nearly gets shot. His trips out of town are centred around finding a long lost uncle who vanished into the jungle many years previously.

This type of travel scenario makes Paradise with Serpents not really a travel book; so much of his journey is spent in one place, there's more of an extended journalistic feature feel to large parts of the book. But that is inherently interesting if you like reading about the politics and society of other places.

One other comment, one of the characters he hangs with, a terribly nice person called Gabrielle, tells Carver at some point that she has invested all her savings in an apartment in west London, to avoid losing money in dodgy Paraguay.... I'm wondering how that's going for her now...

Slowly down the Ganges is the story of a journey taken in the early sixties by Eric Newby and his wife Wanda (who saved his life during WWII, the story of which is recounted in one of his other books) down the Ganges from Hardawar to the Bay of Bengal.

I love Eric Newby even though all his trips have 'classics' which have been done to death. I love Eric because a) he did them first, and b) if I held a gun to Tony Wheeler's head he'd probably admit that Newby was one of his inspirations, but Newby chose not to destroy independent travel by enabling the hoi polloi to do it.

(I consider myself hoi polloi by the way).

If you don't already know, Eric Newby is the guy who gave up a shop job in Manchester in the late fifties to travel, went to tribal Pakistan during the winter, and subsequently wrote A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush, which is one of the greats.

Slowly down the Ganges is a book that brilliantly describes how important it is to have moments, when your romantic illusions about travel are being systematically destroyed by petty beauracrats.

As opposed to corrupt cops with big guns.

Newby and his glorious Wanda don't just get a bus down the length of the Ganges, he proposes to do the trip by boat. Unfortunately, boats come, boats go, boats are not suitable for the depth of the Ganges, or the tide, or whatever, and the author, his wife and their trusty crew have to beg, borrow, bribe, steal and swap craft at every staging post on the journey. Plus haul his considerable luggage on and off boats and swamps and sand pits, and cliffs and sink holes etc at all hours of the day and night.

Wanda is the woman who can feed 100 sailors with two fish, some daal, and the light of the Indian moon. Newby spends much of the book amazed that such an extraordinary woman could love him (which is the other reason why I love his writing).

If you've been to India you will appreciate the vast chunks of this book that deal with lying around waiting for somewhere to open or lunch to finish or 'payment' to be made or whatever.

Slowly is the key word in this particular title.

Mirror to Damascus, by Colin Thubron is the description of a year the author spent in the Syrian capital. It is very early Thubron, and he starts to pick at many of the themes he deals with in his later writing - theories of migration and nomadic culture, the spread of Islam, the great trade routes of Asia and their impact on history. Much of what he discusses in this book is returned to in his brilliant quartet of books about Asia.

It is really interesting, when you read a lot of travel literature, you start to encounter varied descriptions of the same place. It can be quite disconcerting.

Currently I am reading a book about the Queen of Sheba written by a Californian documentary maker with a writing style that is hampered by the lens he uses instead of a pen. The writer, whose name I am too lazy to go to the sitting room to look up, describes Damascus as a Russian engineered concrete monstrosity that surrounds an impressive mosque.

It is itself an impressive description. Memorable. If surrounded by a mass of visual concrete that would be great on a storyboard but is not so good in a book format.

It also destroys the heart of Thubron's description of the same city.

Thubron's description of the city is magical. His Damascus is layered from the inside out, from the bottom up, from the outside in, from the ceiling to the ground, from the sepulchre to the minaret. There is not a layer or cross hatch of the city that he doesn't turn his attention to during his year.

The blurb on the back describes it as a 'work of love' and it is definitely a paeon. But Thubron's style is so classical and clear that the love doesn't ever veer the prose near the colour purple.

Mirror to Damascus was published in 1967, a couple of years after Newby's Ganges adventure.
It is an altogether different type of adventure, more Victorian in its style and length. Colin Thubron takes rooms in the city for a year and burrows down through the history, geography, archaeology and other aspects of this ancient city and culture, trying to pin down the city's soul, and by doing so, perhaps the soul of Middle Eastern Islam.

If we want to figure out the dichotomy in architectural descriptions, maybe it's time-bound.

Perhaps the mid-sixties was a halcyon period before the advent of the Soviet engineers that seem to have destroyed all of Thubron's travel adventures ever since.

In summation, you need to be a Thubron fan, or an Orientalist, or a fan of esoteric musings grouped around a single theme (I am trying to be all of these things) to like this book.

Ideally, you should read it in Damascus.

Finally, my travel literature collection expanded by one more book in 2008. This time it was an early publication by my beloved Jonathan Raban. I chanced upon his Hunting Mr. Heartbreak one day in Doull's, to my great joy.

Hunting Mr. Heartbreak is Raban's take on the States. The eponymous Mr. Heartbreak is Hector St. John de Crevecouer, a fellow emigrant who wrote about how wonderful it was to move to the newly formed United States.

All the great writers have to do the States. All of them have to do it their way. Raban, being Raban, has to approach it from the sea. He leaves England on a ro-ro called The Atlantic Conveyor. Because of this, and because of his tracing of a previous emigrant, the opening sentence is a reworking of the classic, 'having arrived in Liverpool, I took passage for the New World.

Happily for Queenie, The Atlantic Conveyor stops in Halifax port before it heads to New York (oh, why don't more of them do that!!), so she has the wonderful surprise of having her favourite travel writer describe the city in which she lives as he found it in 1990.

He ends up at the Split Crow, of course, that bastion of bad behaviour beloved of visiting crews. Later on he says:

In my shore-going tie, I was overdressed for the town. Everyone else appeared to have just come in from an afternoon's duck shooting. They dressed, not to stand out, but to blend in, in muddy browns, greens, beiges, and plaids, as if the height of Haligonian fashion was perfect camouflage. There was an above average incidence of beards, a below average incidence of jewellry. That cardinal provincial sin, of 'getting above yourself', was not a Nova Scotia weakness; the people of Halifax had carried unshowiness to such a point of fine moral principle that I felt my striped Italian tie was standing out among them as an act of insufferable urban arrogance.

Where they were rich, and showily rich, was in body space. Everyone carried at least 300 cubic feet of the stuff round with them on the streets. Life on a sidewalk in Halifax was a lonely business, with people swerving aside to give you a wide berth, as if you had a contagious social disease.

I nearly laughed myself sick when I read this. Nineteen years on, little has changed. Maybe a few more people on the streets, but not many.

Raban gets to New York and spends some time with the rich people who inhabit the rarified atmosphere of the condos high above Central Park. He doesn't think much of them of course and calls them the Air People. He sublets an apartment from 'Alice' and snoops into her life as much as he can and rips her to shreds in his book - I pity the poor girl, who was probably just trying to keep the apartment for her return to the city.

After a sojourn closer to the streets of New York (this book was written before zero tolerance and the peace that brought) and some encounters with the Street People of Mayor Koch's era, Raban has had enough of both crime and shallowness, and heads out into the heartland of America. The rest of the book deals with time spent in Alabama, Seattle, and the Florida Keys.

The section on Florida in particular is fabulous. Obsessed with boats and the water, Raban charters a fishing boat and heads into the Keys. He becomes enamoured with the idea of the Keys as the traditional piracy hiding grounds. His repeated attempts to get the Coast Guard and various other law-protection agencies to tell him the best way to hide in the Everglades are hilarious and really ironic when you read them with the impact of 9-11 still reverberating throughout North America.

How must Raban feel when he thinks back on the innocence of this time.... how must we all feel. I remember feeling we had hit the absolute bottom of the pits of corruption, cynicism and despair. Compared to now, the early 90s were a Disney movie...

I highly recommend this book for a glimpse of the USA that we all learned to love through MTV USA and the tv shows of the early nineties. It's a USA that has since disappeared, but Raban nails it. And like the rest of us, he liked it so much he moved there (he settled in Seattle).

There. That was a very convoluted way of reviewing four books. I will have to undertake a review redux on the rest, or I'll never get finished.

It has stopped snowing. Would winter be drawing to a close?

Don't get your hopes up Queenie, there's always one more storm...!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Bare Hook

I thought that I was like everyone on the planet in my close following of the soon to be called Second Great Depression. It turns out I was wrong. There are people on the planet who aren't thinking about this crisis. More about them later.

As an Irish person living in Canada I am having a mild schizoid response to the soon to be called SGD, as the Irish person in me wants to sit in a corner Peig-like, rocking myself into a hysterical fit with my smelly shawl over my face.

The east coast Canadian resident in me, who doesn't work in an industry related to cars and petroleum could give a shit about the whole thing.

The reader in me is interested in the narrative of the STBCSGD.

Which of my faces to wear? Which, which??

So far, I've been veering towards 'it'll be alright, Nova Scotia can't really tank much further, pass the potato chips and put on the next episode of The Wire'.

Then a couple of things happened this evening and my potential panic got viralled (is that a verb? It should be.)

A friends noted what appeared to be concern at the crisis on Facebook. As this friend is one of the few of us who is understood to understand money stuff he got some 'what have you read? what? what?' comments.

To which he responded, the Dow.

Classy!

Another friend, whose opinion I also respect, wrote that he had tried to blog about the Irish demiracle-isation and found it too depressing. As this friend is one of my 'black humour and pithy analysis of the underlying themes' reference points on world affairs, I had to restrain myself from the 'no! no! no!' comments. I don't want to further depress him.

Then I had to get back to normal, and have supper with my beloved and then upload his cool photos of a snowy owl for his friends to see on Facebook.

How much of our world we live online now?

During which time we discussed the soon to be called Second Great Depression over the pork chops and baked potatoes and subsequent PhotoFiltre action and photo-posting.

I explained the premise of the article I had found when I typed Credit Default Swaps for Dummies into Google. After I had decided maybe I should give a shit after all.

Firstly Himself laughed uproariously at the punchline. Which appeared to be, you didn't have to own the asset to buy insurance on it.

Then he spent a bit of time figuring out how we'd work such a scheme in our favour if in fact, we had our own version of a CDS.

If we could buy insurance on say, our friend's Kevin's house, even though we don't own it, and get a big pay out if the house burned down.

Then he spent some more time figuring out how many other people we know would have been filled in enough on the situation to have bought insurance. Say, if people started to notice that Kevin had a stupid habit of dumping his still-warm wood stove ashes in the green bin and figured he'd been leaving it a little close to the side of the house. And then looked up the forecast and fixed on a particular night when it wasn't going to snow or rain. And then bought the insurance.

Then he got mad.

Who in the hell sold this insurance to other people?

All of which, on top of everything else, got me a little upset.

But thankfully, I keep our green bin out in the middle of the yard away from everything.

Himself said 'it's like the fishery.'

When you live with a fisherman, even a former fisherman, everything in the world is like the fishery.

Major things like the bible are of course, all about the fishery.

And of course, global finance is like the fishery.

You grow up in the fishery and there's loads of fish, but you can't afford a boat so you go out on someone else's boat and fish, but you can't get much fish. You spend your time thinking about all the fish you could catch if you just had a licence. And a boat. And some nets. And sonar/ radar/ GPS.

Then one day, after a lot of lobbying, the government sets up a fisherman's bank and you get a cheap loan to buy a boat and all the accoutrements and you go out fishing a lot. And you make a lot of money and have a much better life than your parents.

But that's not enough, because you can catch more fish, and there's a market for it and so you buy a dragger.

And so there was a whole generation that left school early and grew up making eighty, ninety, hundred thousand a year just catching boatloads of fish. And a whole generation of financial services executives left college early to get bonuses giving these guys cheap money to buy toys, because they could afford to pay for it out of next year's catch.

And then one day, Queenie, we went out to catch next year's boat payments and car payments and ATV payments and whatever else payments, and there was nothing out on the ocean for us but a bare hook.

That's all it is now, Queenie, it's nothing but a bare hook.

Yes dear, I know it's like the fishery and that means it's really terrible and sad.

- I may seem slightly cynical, but I have heard this story one hundred thousand and four times.

It's just this time, dear, I think maybe the whole world's run out of fish at the same time.

It got me thinking though.

What makes former fishermen really squirm and rage and howl about the death of the fishery is the deadweight of the guilt of their own culpability. The fact that they knew they were destroying the fishery by dragging, but they did it anyway to make their boat payments.

Despite the efforts of legions of university researchers, despite the warnings of generations of environmentalists, nobody who had the power to break the cycle even tried to figure out how to stop it.

They try to make themselves feel better about it of course.

Nobody did anything because it was all about the fish processors needing big catches to pay for their processing plants and value chain modifications.

Goddamn big business.


Maybe.

But nobody made them go out fishing.

Or did they?

It was also all about jobs in rural communities. Crappy, back-breaking, seven bucks an hour processing jobs in rural communities that had nothing else and never would, unless they found oil offshore.

Goddamn small rural communities thinking they have a right to survive and rear another generation of kids on minimum wage jobs!!

Doesn't have quite the same righteous ring to it as goddamn big business, does it? In fact, who'd be against that?

Who'd be against a whole generation being able to stay home if they wanted to?

The deep depression caused by this deep depression is related to the fact that we all knew we were heading towards the bare hook a long time ago and nobody did anything to stop it.

There's no amount of trade union marches going to get rid of that nagging sense of guilt.

Standing on the deck after supper, listening to the sea pound behind us and the coyotes howl in the woods beyond the house, Himself said 'there isn't one person I work with ever talks about any of this. It just never comes up.'

Interesting.

Why do these guys not worry about the future?

Where we live, the bare hook swung by a while ago.

And not just through the fishery.

People adjusted.

They take a short view on things here now.

There are disadvantages to that.

And some advantages.

The guilt lingers though.

Maybe it's our lot to be the ones who feel that guilt.

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Mid-February mid-Atlantic weather advisory

Sometimes I love to post blog entries with titles that will mess up or just get in the way of serious Google searches undertaken by serious people looking for serious information.

And so with this one.

Please be advised this posting will mostly be about vitamins. Not maritime conditions.

So eventually the weather systems aligned. What I mean is, the weather systems that are pounding Atlantic Canada eased off slightly and the weather systems pounding Ireland and the UK ramped up slightly and so there was almost a condition alignment. It brought about some interesting consequences.

The Queen Parents started to get quite panicky about the idea of me driving to Cape Breton by myself, until I pointed out that the snow is scraped/ pushed/ ploughed off the roads here, so it is safer than at home.

Certain random people sent me emails that said 'yeah, okay I understand now'.

I got to see photos of people I know to be grown ups making snowmen when they should have been at work.

I would just like to point out that people don't make snowmen in Canada as a rule. They're too busy getting on with the day. Tobogganing now or skiing is considered acceptable snow fun.

In fact, there's such an absence of snowmen in politically correct Canada, I am beginning to think snowmen is one of those Enid Blyton things along with all those bad, unmentionable things she seems to have encouraged many generations, including mine, to do in her seemingly innocent children's writing.

Maybe we'll all wake up one morning sometime soon and realise that to build a snowman is a really bad thing.

Anyways, back to the weather.

Now that you have the same weather as us, here's some advice.

Take plenty of Vitamin D. At least 1,000mgs a day. This week in Canada, it was announced that they're pretty sure that there's a positive link between Vitamin D deficiency and multiple sclerosis. So take it for that reason too.

Go on. Vitamin D is really cheap. It's sunshine in a bottle.

If the wind is cutting your face, and you live near the sea where there's lots of salt, or near the airport, where there's lots of salt right now, you're going to have dry skin by the end of March. Then one day in April the sun will shine very brightly and you will look in a mirror and go 'ohmygod deh wrinkels!!'

Don't panic!!! Go get some Vitamin E capsules, and take them if you feel like it. But about once a week, cut a capsule open and gently pat the goo onto the skin around your eyes. Let it dry in. Don't do this unless you have an hour to spare to just sit around and do this, as the goo is very very sticky. Do not under any circumstances go for a walk on the beach.

INSTANT WRINKLE REMOVER, EH! EH! EH! FOR LIKE NO MONEY AT ALL!!

See, the Queenie knows how to look after you all.

Those tissues with the goo in them to make your nose feel nice when you have a cold are really great for getting snow/ salt/ sand/ all the winter crap off your shoes/ boots.

WEAR A HAT!!!!

Look after your hair.

It is very important to use the right shampoo and conditioner in the winter because the snow/ ice ruins your hair and the continuous hat wearing gives you a bad case of hat head.

I have tried them all. Organic, non-organic, every supermarket brand, every stylist brand, Aveda, all of them.

The absolute best shampoo - conditioner combo for the winter hair that comes with wind, rain and snow is Head and Shoulders shampoo followed by Pantene conditioner for coloured hair.

So there you go.

Just think... for you guys, this is an exciting period that will end soon with snowdrops and tulips and daffodils. For us, this is what it's going to be like until April.

April is when the snow melts into the rivers, the birds come back, the fishing season begins, the hardy among us get out the camping gear.

And the black fly wake up.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

MonoMeme to while away some time

I got this from Jersey Girl. You have to provide a one word response to each prompt. It is more difficult than it looks:

1. Where is your cell phone? bag
2. Your significant other? home
3. Your hair? limp
4. Your favorite thing? campfires
5. Your dream last night? unmemorable
6. Your favorite drink? juice
7. Your dream/goal? independence
8. What room you are in? 117
9. Your hobby? snapshotting
10. Your fear? poverty
11. Where do you want to be in 6 years? home
12. Where were you last night? sofa
13. Muffins? usually
14. Wish list item? iPod
15. Where you grew up? Birr
16. Last thing you did? Peed
17. What are you wearing? sweats
18. Your TV? convex
19. Your pets? murdered
20. Friends? scattered
21. Your life? stabilised
22. Your mood? grumpy
23. Missing someone? usually
24. Car? Icy
25. Something you're not wearing? shoes
26. Your favorite store? Biscuit
27. Your favorite color? Biscuit
28. When is the last time you laughed? yesterday
29. Last time you cried? Tuesday
30. Who will resend this? irrelevant
31. One place that I go to over and over? beach
32. One person who emails me regularly? mum
33. Favorite place to eat? Chives
34. Why you participated in this survey? whiling
35. What are you doing tonight? whiling

The View from the EconoLodge

So I'm in the EconoLodge in Port Hawkesbury, whiling away a February evening.

A February evening in Inverness County, Cape Breton is a pretty bleak affair to while.

Snow everywhere. Not much else. If things are not shut down due to arrival of the global meltdown, they're closed until the spring melt arrives.

The car is parked at a jaunty angle outside my motel room door, because I got the room at the corner where the snow drifts.

The room is cold, no matter how much I crank the heat.

The bathroom is not conducive to bathing.

I'm not seeing any extra blankets.

The whole thing is a little Bates Motel for me.

I drove up through the mainland of the province in the damp cold afternoon grey of a Nova Scotia day after the day after a twenty hour snow and ice storm. The roads were finally clear, but the landscape is starkly white on black. The only depth in the view is the chiaroscuro of the sky.

Up over Mount Thom, that depth flattens to a couple of feet in front of the car.

I do my usual thing and don't want to stop for fuel because it's too cold. Then I drive twenty kilometres on fumes searching for an exit with a gas station.

I stop at the Dragonfly in Antigonish for a latte and some chocolate cake. The break was warming inside and out, but it meant I drove the last fifty kms in the dark, spitting snow, facing the glare of the oncoming lights.

Driving up to Cape Breton on a snowy Thursday in February puts me in the kind of grumpy mood it takes me days to get out of.

Hopefully, the sunshine forecast for tommorrow will make the drive home bearable and I will be home by seven at the latest.

I still don't know what to blog about... February numbs my brain.

Maybe tomorrow.