NARRATOR 7: Regarding the recent lull in postings

Queenie asked me to send you this newsflash.

She is very chuffed that people are sad when there aren't new postings on Percy's Depressed. She will do her best to keep up the copy stream. But she would like to point out that currently, it is jostling for position with a lot of things, including:

Changing her ESB, gas, phone, letting her flat, selling her car, getting a refund on her tv licence, sorting out her income tax/ SSIA/ apt. tax/ Canadian tax/ double tax/ rearranging her mortgage to maximise her tax, cleaning her house, shampooing her sofa, redirecting her mail, sorting out her will, packing her paintings, clothes, books, valuables, cds, dvds, jewellry, papers, photos, kitchen implements, selling her tv, dvd player, video recorder, stereo, organising her leaving do, archiving her work files, transferring her work files, telling work everything in her brain in two days, getting her international drivers' permit, her no claims bonus letter, storing her mobile phone number that she's had for ten years (thanks O2), cancelling her car insurance, taking out life insurance, booking her flight, booking the hostel, finding a job in canada, talking to her family if possible, and trying to meet everyone she knows before she leaves. Without missing Desperate Housewives.

Not to mention the whole Percy getting ready to go to Canada saga, which is a weekend's worth of blogging in itself and you'd think he'd do it! Nah! You'll have to wait till Queenie's had a moment to draw breath for that. It'll be worth it though, I promise.

Gotta go now for a while. Gotta help Queenie wrap her paintings in old newspapers so they'll survive the trip to Springtown tomorrow.

There are three installments of ATP weekend below. Read from the bottom up for the correct timeline, although it doesn't really matter. It is ATP after all.

Mwah!